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vislaneva:

how do I get a boyfriend and then get him to move in with me ?

Alternatively,

hey girl

are you ever gonna get with

I’m sorry.

roasted once again!

BTW, I guess I should probably just get into some spooky porn, since that would be the easiest way to get a boyfriend.

you\u2019re goddamn right!

oh no please no the entire entire thing was real

that\u2019s what I say every time I see [tumblr]

grrrr

no one likes you

roasted again! gets me every time!

I guess I still want to get a girlfriend, though.

(P.S. you’re still not ready for tumblr. Maybe I’ll try a different internet community?)

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