{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "haha what I've been into plus what Portland is is conspiring to advertise me plate carriers on Facebook\nI mean the display model...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/627194020952784896/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/627155979590598656/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/626965112563122176/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>haha what I&rsquo;ve been into plus what Portland is is conspiring to advertise me plate carriers on Facebook</p><p>I mean the display model is NO LESS a redhead boob armor girl if she looks like a realistic assistant teacher and it covers the rest of her ribs</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1334\" data-orig-width=\"750\"><img src=\"/media/f40786529dd2857ea5a7dce098e20abe7a2cfa0a_971f38dac305.png\" data-orig-height=\"1334\" data-orig-width=\"750\" srcset=\"/media/fb621885e93cc077a55d8ec5b40680790d086555_52d0e4c2e0a1.png 75w, /media/f01817d5b59e2600fa5bfc2f3c2a35f3f496a7cd_2539d538fb9d.png 100w, /media/fbdf58f51368c183730632bd57b019b6cfe3bab6_d1ee19be30bc.png 225w, /media/2a3e626c5659c6c0a73a59c326f8724aded3cea5_8007d29d8ea0.png 337w, /media/0d7efaab1d6483ace3711074de658e2ff61c4303_a9668d941e0a.png 422w, /media/e791706b596da3e5ecd5f6c81c930dc1a5c10152_2755c03b1f98.png 455w, /media/f40786529dd2857ea5a7dce098e20abe7a2cfa0a_971f38dac305.png 540w, /media/a3862f4ef51356119acb34a273c05ce0a798c96e_fae61dc8b195.png 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\"/></figure></div><p>I wasn&rsquo;t making that up</p></blockquote>\n<p>also that right-sleeve flag is huge and for being b/w not subdued <i>at all</i>, <a href=\"/post/188483690748/\" target=\"_blank\">what did I tell you</a>?</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/f40786529dd2857ea5a7dce098e20abe7a2cfa0a_971f38dac305.png", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 960}