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spraxinoscope:

kontextmaschine:

considering a new wallet and realized since I got grey in my beard an accessible slot for my ID isn’t an issue, for the first time

the way my hairline pulled back at the temples at 30 scared me, but apparently only 5% of men don’t do that

I grew up seeing “Just For Men” hair-dying ads (also “Rogaine” prescription topical hair-regrower) on NFL, also “Be All That You Can Be” Army and lava monster Marines \ufffcads

Oh yeah, the lava monster Marine ads, I remember those! The US Army Esports channel of its day.

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Shouldn\u2019t there have been a Family Guy bit about those ads?

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