{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/626571670460694528/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://thesurestthing.tumblr.com/post/626204598255927296/anexperimentallife\" target=\"_blank\">thesurestthing</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://bananonbinary.tumblr.com/post/616263512045568000/this-is-so-much-funnier-if-you-assume-the-dm-is\" target=\"_blank\">bananonbinary</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/whats-gender/616221935498625024\" target=\"_blank\">whats-gender</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://geekandmisandry.tumblr.com/post/616217613907951616/rippledragon-linked-this-to-me-and-a-good-time-is\" target=\"_blank\">geekandmisandry</a>:</p><blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1336\" data-orig-width=\"1079\"><img src=\"/media/34e2fb5b48d651851336bbcebaf85ecfe68e0225_5b5e1aa15ddf.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1336\" data-orig-width=\"1079\" srcset=\"/media/028897839aba550c5535e63a4a88dc1424b71c3b_f739efea1014.jpg 75w, /media/f5a0b357a1bf974d64fc06afab24f172d7fda2c3_07b6dd5fa2f5.jpg 100w, /media/cb3532c288bf84f18a2a404d779dea89dd8c9f71_b986397e7bf6.jpg 250w, /media/cdc54b6252957af1a56e62e126d3ac3ad3a71a94_87f1044f41bc.jpg 400w, /media/91aaaf9eb39d8f918b58b5e796529a2fca3ee0d2_07e0983cee74.jpg 500w, /media/ee4905353caba4ab1dae174d13cf5452523403a3_82fcbd55ab0b.jpg 540w, /media/34e2fb5b48d651851336bbcebaf85ecfe68e0225_5b5e1aa15ddf.jpg 640w, /media/b8ff230226007edba2415cb8408accea4ab5fc09_090fa632a7ff.jpg 1079w\" 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data-orig-height=\"1539\" data-orig-width=\"1080\"><img src=\"/media/71b337b7e72fde73778822975421f5b3e6af0e65_2e5c0abca714.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1539\" data-orig-width=\"1080\" srcset=\"/media/2a9c48ad5733e1fc6f70c7ec421b7b58674e4be5_4d1f6756b9fd.jpg 75w, /media/d4789b7ce6f25dbaf6e75d00d8c9d6ab025c0740_25a489a7de58.jpg 100w, /media/e4c49bcaf41bbc48f16ce1b39e6effa110815249_be316302d7c7.jpg 250w, /media/f45092c09a6dc0e7f4f8a36639a1133d15142e1f_3fe321c7bed7.jpg 400w, /media/edbcea0cd36afc8055368fdc65031f17f17c1712_5c29514ffa42.jpg 500w, /media/6ec1616d594004bbcd470746a4e53ab538ccf29d_c4385a40220f.jpg 540w, /media/71b337b7e72fde73778822975421f5b3e6af0e65_2e5c0abca714.jpg 640w, /media/7227a2e5fcebc506de929d50ec185a9049fa6028_707fa39bb10e.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\"/></figure></div><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1436\" data-orig-width=\"1079\"><img src=\"/media/b9f853287d6e0aa7e3e25996c54ad1cf0ec6b31d_da90348e84bf.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1436\" data-orig-width=\"1079\" srcset=\"/media/a81920dbe948daf1faf6f81e16a9cba844c154cd_c85804d863da.jpg 75w, /media/728fe744b56321bb3288dc1f7a144d37b2f0fb3a_0a40882fe5e0.jpg 100w, /media/0a18c18cffacac61d16c45531664db8781b9dec7_3c44fd5a1e86.jpg 250w, /media/b5329a83eafd61e4d738c7ceaca2742501e97110_fa3ad826d43b.jpg 400w, /media/6ed1bdcc416e71613e29523ccad39a5afd77ba20_0c2e948cadde.jpg 500w, /media/1f1fbb321f4913afe9518efd8f2b238352000031_d94f4b55f4f1.jpg 540w, /media/b9f853287d6e0aa7e3e25996c54ad1cf0ec6b31d_da90348e84bf.jpg 640w, /media/0a1e25a0522b44ddd8e26a60e443c0358c7c6e3f_b22864f5dc64.jpg 1079w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1079px) 100vw, 1079px\"/></figure></div><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1768\" data-orig-width=\"1080\"><img src=\"/media/538698360c4e3a9aeded33ab29815202d3fc3023_25c39b06dcdd.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1768\" data-orig-width=\"1080\" srcset=\"/media/3289c86431c32a005d1af310ea98212c898eb925_385cd25c0845.jpg 75w, /media/4344639c2e03cf3bf746a08b67897a3a7ea4d176_53b8420e9063.jpg 100w, /media/47a58c2716b6c8d8fc3dc6bc30245f09f15b45ea_ae5c93dafa9c.jpg 244w, /media/a8d7e29bffe3d8c8855aa61ed0f658df1732fd26_7e32c98c84e4.jpg 367w, /media/d31ed2fb12f855cd971b7aaa386dc82c5ff76085_0cbc3a358afb.jpg 458w, /media/7ab18e5487dea6258d67406e2dd5b550672698ab_0a93a40adaac.jpg 495w, /media/538698360c4e3a9aeded33ab29815202d3fc3023_25c39b06dcdd.jpg 586w, /media/9988e48ba2c3bdca6e6b3b8dfa36e5d77086ef1e_011e15d3b71a.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\"/></figure></div><p><a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"https://tmblr.co/MewcbrX123327NfQuxeRXHA\" target=\"_blank\">@rippledragon</a> linked this to me and a good time is being had.</p></blockquote><p>DM: okay you\u2019re face to face with Goliath and he\u2019s like twice your size</p><p>David:&hellip; I throw a rock at him with my slingshot</p><p>DM: are you sure? This is a fig-</p><p>David: I throw a rock at him with my slingshot.</p><p>David: *rolls a 20*</p><p>DM:&hellip;</p><p>DM: okay so you kill Goliath</p></blockquote><p>this is so much funnier if you assume the DM is God.</p></blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"https://tmblr.co/MhUPBe61Gif-O9IfNRxkYGw\" target=\"_blank\">@anexperimentallife</a> </p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/34e2fb5b48d651851336bbcebaf85ecfe68e0225_5b5e1aa15ddf.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 792}