@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.
@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.
DM: okay you’re face to face with Goliath and he’s like twice your size
David:… I throw a rock at him with my slingshot
DM: are you sure? This is a fig-
David: I throw a rock at him with my slingshot.
David: *rolls a 20*
DM:…
DM: okay so you kill Goliath
this is so much funnier if you assume the DM is God.
