{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "So once one of my pinball friends was dating this guy who had this friend who in every respect \u2013 height, face, body type,...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/625674467594633216/", "html": "<p>So once one of my pinball friends was dating this guy who had this friend who in every respect \u2013 height, face, body type, personality, dress style, how he related to ladies, how he related to the boyfriend \u2013 reminded me of &ldquo;Turtle&rdquo; from Entourage, so much so in my head he just became <i>Turtle</i> as a comic relief figure, and later I learned that was respected freestyle rapper Illmaculate.</p>"}