{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "if any minors are following me\nalways make sure to start forging parents' signatures on the first day of class. that way, your...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/625468369508892674/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://jenlog.tumblr.com/post/188421155061/if-any-minors-are-following-me-always-make-sure-to\" target=\"_blank\">jenlog</a>:</p><blockquote><p>if any minors are following me</p><p>always make sure to start forging parents&rsquo; signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won&rsquo;t know that you&rsquo;ve been forging signatures for the rest of the year</p></blockquote>"}