{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "as soon as you take a vegetable out of the ground it DESPERATELY wants to become slime and running a vegetable farm is just...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/625012009525788672/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://transgenderer.tumblr.com/post/624996840358707200/as-soon-as-you-take-a-vegetable-out-of-the-ground\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">transgenderer</a>:</p><blockquote><p>as soon as you take a vegetable out of the ground it DESPERATELY wants to become slime and running a vegetable farm is just desperately trying to get somebody else to take the vegetables before the timer runs out</p></blockquote>"}