{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Hi, I'm kontextmaschine, and part of my schtick is Taylor Swift is the only person I consider my unambiguous superior, which...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/624930899339902976/", "html": "<p>Hi, I&rsquo;m kontextmaschine, and part of my schtick is Taylor Swift is the only person I consider my unambiguous superior, which helps me project my weird issues onto her</p><p>Like, if America collapses she&rsquo;s probably the <i>only</i> human alive that could restart it, that&rsquo;s gotta be a weird burden to bear</p>"}