{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "about me: I finger-count in the German way, since I jammed a ring finger sparring at the LA dojo and am unable to depress the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/624868402416189441/", "html": "<p>about me: I finger-count in the German way, since I jammed a ring finger sparring at the LA dojo and am unable to depress the adjacent pinky without it</p><p>Except I also finger-count in this way where left fingers are 1 and the thumb is 5 and the right is 10/50 that&rsquo;s apparently copyrighted but I learned from wikipedia once lol</p>"}