{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "the only cringeworthy aspect of the mace exercise training fad is that people insist on calling them\u00a0\u201cmacebells\u201d as a parallel...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/624328787717505024/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/624327665708630016/the-only-cringeworthy-aspect-of-the-mace-exercise\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>the only cringeworthy aspect of the mace exercise training fad is that people insist on calling them\u00a0\u201cmacebells\u201d as a parallel to\u00a0\u201ckettlebells\u201d and\u00a0\u201cdumbbells\u201d and it murders a part of my soul each time.</p></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>I\u2026 what? Is this a rerun of the Victorian-era &ldquo;<a href=\"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_club\" target=\"_blank\">Indian club</a>&rdquo; thing?</p>"}