{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "so i went to paris once on a school trip n my absolute favorite thing to tell ppl about paris is that ppl piss in the streets...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/624035244952240128/", "html": "

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so i went to paris once on a school trip n my absolute favorite thing to tell ppl about paris is that ppl piss in the streets there and you can\u2019t step in puddles b/c there\u2019s a good chance it\u2019s a piss puddle and alleys reek of piss

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someone: oh wow, you\u2019ve been to paris/?????? what\u2019s it like????

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me:

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that\u2019s why i can\u2019t stand french ppl who get uppity online b/c i KNOW how they LIVE

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this is the saddest thing ive ever read\u2026.. mayb im just a country mouse but openly pissing in the street (when there\u2019s accessible alternatives) is grounds for an ass beating

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the Japanese recognize a psychiatric disease like Jerusalem Syndrome where you go to Paris and realize it’s not all that

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