so i went to paris once on a school trip n my absolute favorite thing to tell ppl about paris is that ppl piss in the streets there and you can’t step in puddles b/c there’s a good chance it’s a piss puddle and alleys reek of piss
someone: oh wow, you’ve been to paris/?????? what’s it like????
me:
that’s why i can’t stand french ppl who get uppity online b/c i KNOW how they LIVE
this is the saddest thing ive ever read….. mayb im just a country mouse but openly pissing in the street (when there’s accessible alternatives) is grounds for an ass beating
the Japanese recognize a psychiatric disease like Jerusalem Syndrome where you go to Paris and realize it’s not all that
