{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Wonder if I should go downtown and try to get abducted by the little green men", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/623867644923265024/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/623866753972420608/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/623866314460692480/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Wonder if I should go downtown and try to get abducted by the little green men</p></blockquote><p>I mean that&rsquo;s only partly a joke, there are literally rented minivans full of unidentified full body camo-tactical federal cops driving around downtown Portland wordlessly grabbing people off the street</p><p>They interrogate you for like an hour then drop you off, word has apparently come down from DC that playtime is over and if the local admin won&rsquo;t roll up the lingering street ruffians they will, and they&rsquo;re in the preliminary intel-gathering phase</p></blockquote>\n<p>Also been a picture of a <a href=\"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stryker\" target=\"_blank\">Stryker</a> on a trailer going around twitter, which would be regular Army down from Lewis-McChord around Seattle, but could just mean they sent down a Stryker on a trailer so that pictures would go around twitter.</p>"}