kontextmaschine:

Wonder if I should go downtown and try to get abducted by the little green men

I mean that’s only partly a joke, there are literally rented minivans full of unidentified full body camo-tactical federal cops driving around downtown Portland wordlessly grabbing people off the street

They interrogate you for like an hour then drop you off, word has apparently come down from DC that playtime is over and if the local admin won’t roll up the lingering street ruffians they will, and they’re in the preliminary intel-gathering phase