{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "if i ever run for president my platform will be an exceptionally detailed policy agenda on the question of affordable family...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/623407613542105088/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres.tumblr.com/post/623405798461243392/if-i-ever-run-for-president-my-platform-will-be-an\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>if i ever run for president my platform will be an exceptionally detailed policy agenda on the question of affordable family formation, and my campaign slogan will be\u00a0\u201ctight pussy, loose shoes, and a warm place to shit\u201d</p></blockquote>"}