{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "So my solution to having guns in the house is every time before I take them out I announce what for out loud and judge whether...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/623317201334763520/", "html": "<p>So my solution to having guns in the house is every time before I take them out I announce what for out loud and judge whether that makes sense first</p><p>Like you can totally be a badass, I just announced &ldquo;I&rsquo;m gonna practice shouldering it&rdquo; and checked to make sure the Mossberg was unloaded and then acted like a badass in my basement for a while</p>"}