{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "More hilarious bisexuality discoveries:\nJerking off is a lot more satisfying because \"my hand around a dick\", \"a guy's hand...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/623277176778817536/", "html": "<p>More hilarious bisexuality discoveries:</p><p>Jerking off is a lot more satisfying because &ldquo;my hand around a dick&rdquo;, &ldquo;a guy&rsquo;s hand around my dick&rdquo;, &ldquo;pleasuring a dick to orgasm&rdquo; and &ldquo;the idea of a dude jerking off&rdquo; are all turn-ons now, I don&rsquo;t even need to jerk off <i>about</i> anything extraneous now</p><p>The &ldquo;impressing on Kazuma Kiryu&rdquo; thing totally worked, I have a taste for buff a/o handsome Japanese guys now, which I realized when I saw a photo illustrating a &ldquo;didja know they use masks in Japan&rdquo; article and was like &ldquo;\u2026hello!&rdquo; to one guy</p>"}