More hilarious bisexuality discoveries:

Jerking off is a lot more satisfying because “my hand around a dick”, “a guy’s hand around my dick”, “pleasuring a dick to orgasm” and “the idea of a dude jerking off” are all turn-ons now, I don’t even need to jerk off about anything extraneous now

The “impressing on Kazuma Kiryu” thing totally worked, I have a taste for buff a/o handsome Japanese guys now, which I realized when I saw a photo illustrating a “didja know they use masks in Japan” article and was like “…hello!” to one guy