{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Funny thing about wearing contacts is when you wake up and can perceive the world around you you're immediately like \"ugh, ok,...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/622832567012458496/", "html": "<p>Funny thing about wearing contacts is when you wake up and can perceive the world around you you&rsquo;re immediately like &ldquo;ugh, ok, how did I fuck up last night&rdquo;</p>"}