{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "America happened because the king made tea and paper expensive and the Important Young Men who spent all day taking stimulants...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/622768504413782016/", "html": "<p><a href=\"/post/152878286018/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>America happened because the king made tea and paper expensive and the Important Young Men who spent all day taking stimulants and writing down their Important Thoughts were PISSED</p><p>England happened \u2018cause some Vikings stole it on a raid</p></blockquote>"}