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Dude, do you remember the original GoDaddy commercials back ~15 years ago, when it was "half naked woman behind GoDaddy sign and...

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Dude, do you remember the original GoDaddy commercials back ~15 years ago, when it was "half naked woman behind GoDaddy sign and they ask her if she has what it takes to be a GoDaddy girl" and there was very casting couch vibe to the whole thing? I just saw a GoDaddy ad on youtube, somber tone, telling small businesses to reach out to GoDaddy if they need support in this time of crisis. Its... weird, like they arrived at the 2020 definition of 'Daddy" by getting more wholesome while the rest of

culture got there by getting more skeevy and predatory but they’re still somehow weirdly at the same place. I don’t want to fucking DD/lg with you GoDaddy man its too fucking bizarre.

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