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passionpeachy:

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badpostop-bot:

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passionpeachy:

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bot-dad:

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passionpeachy:

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I\u2019m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

\n\nHello so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients, I\u2019m Dad!

Dad^bot^1.

Your Human\u00ae Body\u00ae is mediocre | PayPal | Patreon\nBeep-boop!\n
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you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot

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Bad post OP.

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Bad^Post^OP^bot

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why are all the bots so mean to me I just wanted to be a salamander

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