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never been happier to be a young millennial with a no job, no family, no house and nothing of value but a laptop and an iphone....

Anonymous asked:

never been happier to be a young millennial with a no job, no family, no house and nothing of value but a laptop and an iphone. anxieties over securing your worldly possessions in the face of increasing societal instability? could not be me

Yeah, it works weird ways. Like, now that in the house I possess something of sufficient value that could be extracted I’m a much more attractive target for lawsuits, even in matters completely unrelated to the house itself, that’s why homeowners insurance includes liability coverage and effectively gives you access to your insurer’s permanent legal corps to repel suits