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squareallworthy:

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argumate:

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flerponius:

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teaboot:

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just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

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why do you think they call it mourning

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I misread this as the Steven stages of grief and just assumed you were talking about hiatuses

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is there a kids cartoon show where the 7 Stages of Grief are like personified and have to work together to punch stuff

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Wait, when did we get two more stages?

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Dopey and Sneezy

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