{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Jfc go get tear gassed instead of masturbating to castle doctrine fantasies. You\u2019re really just gonna sit out every single...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/619910014613766144/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>Jfc go get tear gassed instead of masturbating to castle doctrine fantasies. You\u2019re really just gonna sit out every single historic event of your lifetime, aren\u2019t you, you petit boog bitch?</p></div>\n<p>haha this is great. what is the point of it?</p>"}