shrine to the prophet of americana

nerd rapture = ai foom goth rapture = marxist revolution prep rapture = actual rapture but what is the jock rapture…..?

dagny-hashtaggart:

eternalfarnham:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

nerd rapture = ai foom

goth rapture = marxist revolution

prep rapture = actual rapture

but what is the jock rapture…..?

course it’s gotta be a real preexisting belief, can’t give jocks a pass when we’re strawmanning everyone else’s beliefs

Mad Max-style collapse of society, maybe? The entire world as a proving ground for physical expertise and the resources you can acquire through it, with no power so entrenched that it can’t be contested by a sufficiently determined and charismatic person?

Yeah, I think post-apocalyptic wasteland is the way to go for the jock quadrant. Even the less conflict-oriented among the skills that tend to get emphasized are still very physical and clearly jock-coded; stuff like farming, hunting, and carpentry.

Also, the phrase “zombie apocalypse = health goth rapture” came into my mind when thinking all this over, which led my third eye to grow a tongue from out of nowhere and begin waggling it lewdly.