{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "In other news, Darwin, my truck, got stolen from the street outside my house last week\nThis is my third motor vehicle to be...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/619829143736074240/", "html": "<p>In other news, Darwin, my truck, got stolen from the street outside my house last week</p><p>This is my third motor vehicle to be stolen from this location; I hear these 80s light pickups are mostly stolen to crime in; also a friend had alerted me to a decent used fridge from a house being demolished I intended to put in the garage, good chance that&rsquo;s been taken to the scrapyard and turned into a baggie of meth.</p><p>But! Point being, might turn up somewhere. I&rsquo;ve had a motorcycle and a pedal bike taken from this house later found and returned.</p><p>Annoying thing is I had just gone down to Sportsman&rsquo;s Warehouse to pick up the defensive rounds I ordered back in March and they were still in the bed; luckily there&rsquo;s a store in walking distance that probably sells buckshot</p>"}