{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Was just using my extension trimmer on a tree and when I went to trim a dead branch, the whole branch stub it rose off (about as...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/619787692373377024/", "html": "<p>Was just using my extension trimmer on a tree and when I went to trim a dead branch, the whole branch stub it rose off (about as thick around as my calf) split off, fell like a story and a half, and hit me in the face</p><p>I was expecting it to hurt worse! It was a glancing blow and the whole thing was totally desiccated and lighter than it looked but still, my!</p>"}