me: ::remembers the early 90s when not only was the phone book – a collection of the phone numbers and addresses of everyone in...
me: ::remembers the early 90s when not only was the phone book – a collection of the phone numbers and addresses of everyone in your area, with updates dropped off on your doorstep so often they were a nuisance – a thing, it was somehow airing TV ads because it was suddenly competing against some neoliberal black phone book?::