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A video (below) taken by Attractions Magazine at Disney World\u2019s\n shopping district Disney Springs in Orlando shows a pair of First Order\n Stormtroopers playfully enforcing pandemic protection measures such as \nwearing masks and keeping an appropriate distance from others.

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The apparently prerecorded dialogue is played as \ntwo stormtroopers perform on a balcony for the benefit of guests passing\n by below.

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\u201cStay in your sector!\u201d one stormtrooper warns the \nother when he gets too close. Then she draws an imaginary line to \nseparate them and he backs off.

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Later, one stormtrooper notes that male banthas (those large hairy creatures ridden by stormtroopers on the planet Tatooine in A New Hope) can reach 3.9 meters long, and the other warns again about getting too close.\u201cYeah, I\u2019m going to need you to move one male bantha\u2019s length away, please.\u201d

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