shrine to the prophet of americana

my dream job is Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park

argumate:

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

my dream job is Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park

like some billionaire calls you up, all “hi, I’m looking to fly a seductive genius out to my tropical island to say some really oracular shit”

and you’re like “well can I witness and real-time critique the predictable reward of man’s hubris and then walk off into the sunset?”

and he’s like “hellll yeah”

And I forgot to ask for any money.

huh this reads different after the Epstein stuff but who’s making a competing offer, antis?