{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "All the \"oh sure it's an epidemic but you surely must sacrifice everything to save my precious woobie\" makes me realize we've...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/617557358656258048/", "html": "<p>All the &ldquo;oh sure it&rsquo;s an epidemic but you surely must sacrifice everything to save <i>my</i> precious woobie&rdquo; makes me realize we&rsquo;ve lost the spirit of Margery Williams&rsquo; &ldquo;Velveteen Rabbit&rdquo;</p><p>That being the 1922 Where-in-the-Hundred-Acre-Wood-the-Red-Fern-Grows kids&rsquo; book where a stuffed toy becomes a child&rsquo;s emotional anchor and then gets fucking <i>incinerated</i> in a velvet fever outbreak, which is the kind of kids&rsquo; book a nation coming out of WWI goes for, apparently </p>"}