gone to law school right out of college?

(and followed my cousins where it was clear the “professional” path, the “ppie” in “yuppie”, had just become an elite but ceilinged employee role, reviewing mergers for merged-themselves biglaw firms in exchange for the money to live in a city where you’d be spending money chasing the dipshit lawyer scene and if you ever caught up, congratulations you were even with the local dipshit lawyer scene?)

wait no I was at an Ivy League school before the ‘08 crash, the answer would be hang out with the frat boys who played poker and follow them into investment banking. at least get fuck you money that way