{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "also me: Hey, so I hear you decided to get into Jennette McCurdy?\nme: Yeah, I thought it might be healthy to have a celebrity I...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/616137311255724032/", "html": "<pre>also me: Hey, so I hear you decided to get into Jennette McCurdy?\nme: Yeah, I thought it might be healthy to have a celebrity I had zero Discourse investment in beyond wanting to fuck. That\u2019s why I have steadfastly avoided learning anything about her as an actual person.\n\nalso me: You read she was talking about having an eating disorder.\nme: Oh, I grew up in the 90s, I expect every famous girl to have an eating disorder, that means nothing.\nalso me: But it makes sense though, you can see in the pictures she\u2019s got a reasonable amount of subcutaneous \u201cbaby\u201d fat.\nme: Like a little otter! A sexy little otter.\nalso me: And if your appearance is in the public eye, and there\u2019s the stress of that, and advancing your career past \u201cchild star\u201d will require sex appeal, and you try to stay fit but you look in the mirror and your features are still soft and rounded, and then you go into work every day and compare yourself to Literally Ariana Grande\u2026\nme: Ok, I can see that.\nalso me: And you\u2019ve worked with DisneyLodeon casting, you know baby fat is actually a plus for youth actors, it helps you play younger than your age. So given that we have a system where young actresses are selected first for displaying immaturity and then immediately afterwards fuckability, is it better or worse that there\u2019s a period in between where we select for both?\nme: Heyyy, this is starting to sound like Discourse. I\u2019m not gonna let you ruin this.\nalso me: \u2026also if her thing is \u201csoft and shapeable flesh\u201d, when you look at photos consider that her tits and ass might not look as nice naked.\nme: godDAMMIT</pre>"}