{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I\u2019m just salty people steal stuff for profit and additionally that you might possibly find it glorious in some cosmic way since...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/615265037946322944/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>I\u2019m just salty people steal stuff for profit and additionally that you might possibly find it glorious in some cosmic way since no, breaking into properties doesn\u2019t seem skillful or unique enough anymore to be cool as evidenced by the popularity of lock picking videos. I\u2019m glad you got your bitch back tho</p></div>\n<p>She\u2019s more than half a century old, I think she\u2019s maybe got <i>provision</i> for a fork lock you could snap off trivially. She\u2019s the most common model of motorcycle ever sold in the US though, so not a valuable antique.</p><p>I\u2019m thinking I might plant a bike post by my driveway though, to U-lock pedal bikes and wheel chain motorcycles to, make it a proper challenge</p>"}