{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "The guy who stole your vehicle last year?? prob got laid based off its value in some way; lock picking lawyer on YouTube hints...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/615262826538434560/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>The guy who stole your vehicle last year?? prob got laid based off its value in some way; lock picking lawyer on YouTube hints me that he/she doesn\u2019t actually merit it more than you would think </p></div>\n<p>I <a href=\"/post/611887045335515136/\" target=\"_blank\">recovered</a> Blue Bitch (mostly) intact, she was found in the back of a van towed and sold at auction. That aside I don\u2019t follow what this is saying.</p>"}