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The guy who stole your vehicle last year?? prob got laid based off its value in some way; lock picking lawyer on YouTube hints...

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The guy who stole your vehicle last year?? prob got laid based off its value in some way; lock picking lawyer on YouTube hints me that he/she doesn’t actually merit it more than you would think

I recovered Blue Bitch (mostly) intact, she was found in the back of a van towed and sold at auction. That aside I don’t follow what this is saying.