More FF7r thoughts:

They’re really aware you’re going to be shipping these characters – Cloud/Jesse is built up a lot, and your landlord is shipping Cloud/Tifa

Cloud’s sleeveless turtleneck thing really looks like a virgin-killer sweater, huh?

Just got through the first big section with no clear precedent at all – so far things seem about as remixed as from a 26-episode anime to the movie that covers the same ground

I forgot all about the Turks, as I was not a fangirl who had a sexual awakening about them

Oh jeez, that means I forgot about Vincent, I wonder how/if he’s even in this

Actually, what else do I remember? A seaside resort town, Red XIII and Cosmo Canyon, Cid and the rocket, Yuffie and Wutai, the end of Disc I, a seaside town with retractable seawall armor and the Sister Ray cannon, Sister Ray mounted in Midgar, Cait Sith, the Golden Saucer, that mountainside with the strategy game, a submarine?

I have no clue how any of that fits together.