{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words\u00a0\u201cchinese hoax\u201d he\u2019ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire,...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/614872685818871808/", "html": "

lotternlibertine:

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aces-to-apples:

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psycoticobsessedfannibal:

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chamomile-crow:

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bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words\u00a0\u201cchinese hoax\u201d he\u2019ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that\u00a0\u201coh no boo hoo you can\u2019t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it\u2019s just not worth extinguishing you\u201d. he\u2019d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan\u00a0

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Bill Nye has what feels like a valid anti-hero/supervillain origin story. Young, optimistic scientist dedicates his life to educating children about science, but then watch as those same kids grow up to ignore science and continue to destroy the earth. So in a fit of rage/act of desperation he activates Super ScientistTM mode and becomes his superpowered persona and starts killing billionaires in ridiculous over-the-top fourth grade science fair experiment related ways.

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Tbh, I\u2019d help him

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Reblog to become Supervillain Bill Nye\u2019s nameless henchperson

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Also if scientists in general started going off the rails more in general, I think more folks would be willing to follow suit. Civility & adaptability in response to every horror show hasn\u2019t worked in our favor.

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Tsk, invoking “capeshit Bill Nye” without going back to his Seattle-specific sketch comedy days and mentioning Speed Walker

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