{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I remember reading this cockroach FAQ by this entomologist who was like \"haha yes, though I've given my life over to the study...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/613965190639288320/", "html": "<p>I remember reading this cockroach FAQ by this entomologist who was like &ldquo;haha yes, though I&rsquo;ve given my life over to the study of these creatures, I totally accept that you kill them on sight and would exterminate them all if you could!&rdquo;</p><p>And maintained a cheerful tone throughout, except when it got to like &ldquo;Gee Dr. Insect, if ants are strong enough to lift multiples of their body weight, how much can a cockroach lift?&rdquo;</p><p>And he&rsquo;s like &ldquo;That&rsquo;s a <i>stupid</i> question, I am so <i>tired</i> of that question, cockroaches don&rsquo;t even <i>have</i> a lifting and carrying behavior so how would we even <i>test</i> that, you <i>idiot</i>, you absolute <i>moron</i>.&rdquo;</p>"}