{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Just woke up, went to piss, looked out the bathroom window, and everything was carpeted in snow. At this point it's just like...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/612589909730000896/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/612583302900170752/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Just woke up, went to piss, looked out the bathroom window, and everything was carpeted in snow. At this point it&rsquo;s just like sure, why not.</p></blockquote>\n<p>s2g, if we get that PNW megaearthquake/tsunami next I&rsquo;m gonna be <i>pissed</i></p>"}