{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Remembering my childhood, when telegrams were an obsolete form of communication but still in awareness as a novelty form mated...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/611474158406221824/", "html": "<p>Remembering my childhood, when telegrams were an obsolete form of communication but still in awareness as a novelty form mated to doorstop performance art delivery?</p><p>Like, you could still pay to have a text message immediately delivered to someone&rsquo;s house if you hired messengers to sing it to them, or a clown with a bouquet of balloons, or a stripper who would take off her clothes while delivering it.</p><p>What the fuck? </p>"}