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patrickat:

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\u201cyou\u2019ve got a friend in me\u201d sounds like something you might tell your husband during a complicated bedroom scenario

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kontextmaschine said: booo, this post is only 2/3 baked

thank you for the implied vote of confidence in my other posts

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Sex Toy Story

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there\u2019s a snake in my uh boot

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that was a Mad TV short in 1997

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