shrine to the prophet of americana

“you’ve got a friend in me” sounds like something you might tell your husband during a complicated bedroom scenario

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patrickat:

argumate:

argumate:

“you’ve got a friend in me” sounds like something you might tell your husband during a complicated bedroom scenario

kontextmaschine said: booo, this post is only 2/3 baked

thank you for the implied vote of confidence in my other posts

Sex Toy Story

there’s a snake in my uh boot

that was a Mad TV short in 1997