{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Formally renaming the discipline of economics to \"emporiomancy\"\nLegally requiring all (former) economists to wear wizard robes...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/610943172796989440/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://quoms.tumblr.com/post/610942151085391872/formally-renaming-the-discipline-of-economics-to\" target=\"_blank\">quoms</a>:</p><blockquote><ul><li>Formally renaming the discipline of economics to &ldquo;emporiomancy&rdquo;</li><li>Legally requiring all (former) economists to wear wizard robes with stock ticker symbols on them</li></ul></blockquote>\n<p>there was a sports memorabilia store in the strip mall behind the McDonalds in my home town</p><p>there was also a coin collector store on the tentacle outskirts of downtown</p><p>they dabbled in comics and I dabbled in baseball cards at the turn of the 90s, as the first boomers introduced the collectibles market by remembering cheap common shit from their childhoods</p><p>BUT NO, they also share a heritage with those We Buy Gold &amp; Silver stores (and the Merrill Lynch office nearer the center of downtown, as the predecessor to &lsquo;90s &ldquo;you&rsquo;re a consultant who works from your own home office, why not day trade?&rdquo; ads) as a business dedicated to alternative assets as vs. late70s/pre-Volcker inflation </p><p>(owning your own gold was prohibited in the US from ambiguously totalitarian executive order in 1933 until 1974. appreciating this makes me grok older goldbug paleolibertarians more.)</p>"}