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Raising a child is like taking care of someone who\u2019s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.
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Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)

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this explains a lot about parenting.\u00a0

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(via hobbitdragon)

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It kind of does.

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(via tygermama)

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