{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "MONETIZE YOUR CAT: The Postmodernist Mumbo-Jumbo", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/59563185616/", "html": "<a href=\"http://monetizeyourcat.tumblr.com/post/59535206110/the-postmodernist-mumbo-jumbo\">MONETIZE YOUR CAT: The Postmodernist Mumbo-Jumbo</a>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://seinfelt.tumblr.com/post/59534200206/the-postmodernist-mumbo-jumbo\" target=\"_blank\">seinfelt</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"p1\">When a noisy couple moves in next to Elaine, she vies for another apartment in the building, entering into a bizarre competition put on by the building\u2019s management board to determine which residents can move into which apartments. Out of shape, she enlists the help of Jerry, who&hellip;</p></blockquote>"}