{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "wipes tears", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/54661840420/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://limegl0wstix.tumblr.com/post/54633260864/wipes-tears\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">limegl0wstix</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>wipes tears</p></blockquote>\n\nHave I ever told you guys about the time I went to the AdultFriendFinder Christmas party, up in the Hollywood Hills? Walked in and it was like \u201cooh, cool, a bunch of Giger prints. No, wait, Giger <i>paintings</i>.&ldquo; Bunch of sculptures by the Tool guy, too.\n<p>\n\nMost professional, competently thrown event I\u2019ve ever seen. Also, Mystery, the VH1 PUA, was there. It\u2019s really true, he\u2019s absurdly charismatic in person. Just quietly sitting slumped in a patio chair, no one there could resist looking over at him every minute or so. And we\u2019re talking a crowd mostly of porn stars and industry guys that work with them every day. \n</p><p>\n(the guys were exactly like you\u2019d expect - steroid cases who do on-camera work and greasy ratfaces who don\u2019t)  </p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_moa5jyZGsX1rgxeivo1_640_5559a8e4a561.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_moa5jyZGsX1rgxeivo1_640_5559a8e4a561.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 520, "thumbnail_height": 960}