limegl0wstix:

wipes tears

Have I ever told you guys about the time I went to the AdultFriendFinder Christmas party, up in the Hollywood Hills? Walked in and it was like “ooh, cool, a bunch of Giger prints. No, wait, Giger paintings.“ Bunch of sculptures by the Tool guy, too.

Most professional, competently thrown event I’ve ever seen. Also, Mystery, the VH1 PUA, was there. It’s really true, he’s absurdly charismatic in person. Just quietly sitting slumped in a patio chair, no one there could resist looking over at him every minute or so. And we’re talking a crowd mostly of porn stars and industry guys that work with them every day.

(the guys were exactly like you’d expect - steroid cases who do on-camera work and greasy ratfaces who don’t)